GTA Online Meeting

A view of a landscape with the tail and main rotor of a landed helicopter in the foreground.
Shortly after landing in an idyllic villa in Grand Theft Auto Online.

Feeling a zooming room gloom lately? Nodding off regularly when faced with all the little boxes with people on your screen?

How about meeting in a video game where you can drive like a lunatic and make things explode without hurting anyone instead?

Get Grand Theft Auto 5 and have your friends with your same system who want to play together do the same. Then start a friends-only session so that only your friends can cause a digital riot in Los Santos together with you. Like this:

  1. Start the game and choose Play Grand Theft Auto V so you begin in Story Mode.
  2. Once you are in Story Mode, press Esc to open the Pause Menu.
  3. Navigate to the Online tab and select Play GTA Online, then Closed Friend Session, and Ok.

Look out of your window, draw, or do some exercise, for it can take a while for GTA Online to load, and time is to be savored, especially in times of pestilence-induced isolation. You will eventually find yourself in a game instance, also known as a “lobby”, accessible to you and your Rockstar Social Club friends only.

A man in a suit gliding with a rainbow-colored parachute.
It is nice to be able to suddenly leave a meeting by saying “Gotta get going now, bye!”, and parachuting off a skyscraper.

Now ask your friends for their Rockstar Social Club usernames and:

  1. Press the Home key on your keyboard (if you don’t have a full-size keyboard with a Home key, navigate to Social Club through the pause menu by pressing Esc and Caps Lock).
  2. Select the Social tab on the top, then click on Find Player on the left-hand menu, type in the username of your friend and click on the loupe icon or press Enter.
  3. Click on the sillhouette-with-a-plus+sign icon to send a friend request.

Tell your friends they can accept your request by following the steps above and clicking on Accept when they see the request. They can then meet you in the game by pressing Esc, navigating to the Online tab and clicking Join Friends.

Also tell your intimate associates they need to complete a tutorial mission or two that introduces their avatar to the game before you can play together, which take around 30 minutes. Hopefully you will see them again, and maybe Rockstar Games will one day consider adding a Skip Tutorial option to GTA Online.

A view of a double-rotor helicopter lifting a sports car with a magnet as police cars and men are left behind in a highway.
Successfully escaping the police after a heist with a friend.

Here are a few of the keyboard controls (and you can use a gamepad, too):

  1. Pause is Esc. Use it to open the map and access game options.
  2. Forward or Throttle Up is W
  3. Back or Throttle Down is S
  4. Left or Yaw Left is A
  5. Right or Yaw Right is D
  6. Sprinting is Shift
  7. Jump, Climb Obstacle, Handbrake or Dodge is Spacebar
  8. Take Cover and GED DOWHN is Q
  9. Roll Left is Num 4
  10. Roll Right is Num 6
  11. Pitch Forward is Num 8
  12. Pitch Back is Num 5
  13. Aim is right digital rodent button
  14. Shoot is left cutie rodent button
  15. Weapon Select wheel is Tab
  16. Grenade/Sticky Bomb is G
  17. Reload or Light Melee Attack is R
  18. Radio Station Select wheel or Heavy Melee Attack is Q
  19. Toggle Weapon Accessory is E
  20. Drop Ammo, Weapon is F9, F10
  21. Phone is middle-mouse button or Up Arrow ↑
  22. Change View is V
  23. Look Behind is C
  24. Get in Vehicle is F
  25. Interaction Menu is M, to access GPS, inventory, style, special ability, etc.
  26. Radar Zoom & Multiplayer Info is Z
  27. Push to Talk in voice chat is N
  28. Text Chat to Everyone is T (type and press Enter)
  29. Text Chat to Team is Y
  30. Point At is B
  31. Special Ability is Caps Lock
  32. Horn is E
  33. Lights is H

You can set up Discord to chat while playing instead of using the in-game voice chat, if you prefer.

Leaping automobile stunts and derbies of destruction await you, and you can also simply chill out in the wonderfully-realized world of this video game which I’ve previously referred to as:

A snapshot of our time in light, language, music and movement. Sharp criticism of the current biggest-stick-carrying group on our little planet. Also a great multiplayer personal computer game with some flaws. Excellent screensaver and ambient music player. Useful for driving instruction.

Some GTA Online activities like my favorite “Get the most near misses in the next few minutes” Freeroam event are not available in closed sessions, which is a shame, but there are more than enough fun things to do, especially with malicious hackers absent.

A man in a suit looking at the sun with a distant view of a city in clouds.
Los Santos in the distance.

Without needing to worry about random players attacking me in Freemode sessions, I can also safely turn off the game interface including the mini-map that shows potential threats nearby, which lets me use the video game as a screensaver or digital landscape in which to hang out with nice people like you.

Um abraço!

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