Landing guesstimator

❦ First Published on Monday, 3 May, 2021
❧ Edited 20 November, 2024

A game you can play during Microsoft Flight Simulator streams where you guess how hard HyperTextHero’s next landing will be.

To play: type !g -### (remember the minus sign before the number) during a livestream. Example: !g -100 to guess a -100 feet per minute landing.

Anyone who wins a guess will eventually receive an embroidered patch, once these are ready, if desired. And At the end of each season prizes¹ are given as follows:

Gold 🥇 Choose an airplane or flying machine to be added to the HyperTextHero redeemable points list so it can be called by chat to fly into the stream.

Silver 🥈 Select a number to be added to the custom cheer bit list so that a video or image and sound related to the number can be summoned by chatters.

Bronze 🥉 Choose a theme for a redeemable points video or emote that can be made to appear by conversationalists.

Crashes mean a point is not awarded, though HyperTextHero may bend rules and give one anyway depending on humour, what he’s eaten for breakfast, and the position of moons and planets.

Fall 2024

Starting soon.

Past Winners

Summer 2024

There was a single MSFS stream due to IRL. RazWasabi got the single winning guess.

Spring 2024

1^st Prize: Schippah (airplane to be chosen)
2^nd Prize: RazWasabi (number to be chosen)
3^rd Prize: Niborius (theme to be chosen)

Winter 2023

There were no MSFS streams (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Fall 2023

1^st Prize: Schippah (chose airship)
2^nd Prize, a tie between:
Futura_Light (chose 65)
RazWasabi (chose 21)
Sokolas (chose 93)

Spring & Summer 2023

Real life things made two seasons become one short one, so prizes to everyone.

Futura_Light · Chose A-10
Niborius · Chose 117 - Boo HALO Chief
Schippah · Chose 9 - LOTR desire power
Anxova · bequeathed subscription
LawieBloom · bequeathed subscription
Sokolas

Winter 2022

Futura_Light · $10 to charity 💝
JoeyBolo77 · $8 to charity 💝
Schippah · $6 to charity 💝

Fall 2022

1^st Prize: Futura_Light · Futura has chosen to give his prize to the stream and I decided to use it to get Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord as a birthday present to Schippah 💝
2^nd Prize: RazWasabi · $30 to stream as subs 💝
3^rd Prize: M0RT75 · $15 to stream as subs 💝

Summer 2022

1^st Prize: RazWasabi · $50 prize - Raz chose to take $20 for Sea of Thieves and to gift $30 to the stream as subs 💝
2^nd Prize: ZeroToHeroALEK · $30 to be gifted to the stream as subs 💝
3^rd Prize: Icebird4all · $15 to be gifted to the stream as subs 💝

Spring 2022

1^st Prize: Tim_Pickle · $50 Steam Gift Card
2^nd Prize: ZeroToHeroALEK · $30 towards MSFS Standard Edition
3^rd Prize: Talkittynora · $15 Steam Gift Card (10 + 5)

Winter 2022

1^st Prize: WildCraze · WildCraze has chosen to give his prize to the stream, so I have given 13 subscription gifts to viewers
2^nd Prize: JoeyBolo77 · India Fox Techo F-35 Lightning II
3^rd Prize: TimmyThumb · Escape Simulator

Fall 2021

1^st Prize: seaplanesarenotaphase · Elite Odyssey &
VTOL VR given to Talkittynora
2^nd Prize: WildCraze · Given to the stream and won by nintendobuff in a random giveaway, who received Outer Wilds
3^rd Prize: M0RT75 · DCS MiG-21bis

Summer 2021

1^st Prize: WildCraze · MSFS BN-2 Islander
2^nd Prize: Schippah · IL-2 Sta, IL-2 Bod, IL-2 Kub
3^rd Prize: Icebird4all · IL-2 Sta, IL-2 Bod

All Time Scoreboard

HyperTextHero’s streaming base is currently on the northern hemisphere of Earth, which explains the seasons.

Thank you to SimToolkitPro for making this possible!

If you know of a way to calculate landing FPM in DCS World, IL-2 Great Battles, and War Thunder, please let me know so we can do Landing Guesstimator in those sims, too!

💝 Prior to April 2023 the following rule, kept here for historical reference, was in effect. It no longer applies: To keep things fresh and encourage others to participate, if you have already won 1^st, 2^nd, or 3^rd place before and win one of these again, your prize will be given in your name to stream viewers as subscriptions or to a charity. This rule is the “Wild Generosity Stipulation” (in memory of WildCraze), and winners affected by it are marked with a heart and a ribbon like this: 💝 ↩︎

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